Dane Cook Takes To Twitter To Help Find Missing Teen
Comedian Dane Cook joined in the search for missing Southern California girl Chelsea King, RadarOnline.com has learned, as the funnyman Tweeted a plea on Sunday to help find the 17-year-old honors student who was last seen February 25.
That day, King's car (with her phone and iPod in it) was located near Lake Hodges at Rancho Bernardo Community Park in San Diego. it is believed she went for a jog at the park, which has several running trails.
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John Albert Gardner, a 30-year-old sex offender listed on the Megan's Law Web site, was arrested Sunday in connection with King's disappearance, San Diego County Sheriff William Gore said.
Gore said physical evidence was recovered linking the sex offender to the missing girl.
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"This investigation is ongoing and specific criminal charges are still being determined," he said Sunday.
King is 5 feet, 5 inches tall and weighs 115 pounds. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, according to findchelsea.com, a Web site established to spread the word about the missing girl.
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If you have any info, contact the San Diego Police Department at 619-531-2000.
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Tiger Woods 911 tape: Mother in law Barbro Holmberg released from hospital
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Barbro Holmberg, Elin Nordegren's mother, was rushed by ambulance to Health Central Hospital, and released to Tiger Woods' home following an early morning rescue by paramedics. Holmberg, 57, is reportedly in good condition after collapsing at the Woods' home shortly after 2:30am Tuesday, with what was described as stomach discomfort.
911 Emergency Tape Recording
Florida police released a 911 tape recording, with what appeared to be a woman's frantic voice saying, " oh God, oh God, my mom just collapsed." It was not clear whether the call was placed by Barbro Holmberg's daughter, Elin Nordegren, or from Elin's twin sister Josefin who was also reported as stying at the Woods' home.
Emergency Call
Emergency Operator: "Calm down, OK. What is the address? is she breathing? They're coming, OK. calm down for a minute so I can understand what's happening."
Woman Caller: Tells the emergency operator that Ms Holmberg fainted and fell but now appears to be "fine".
Emergency Operator: "We'd rather come check her and check her vitals to make sure everything is OK," and says an ambulance will be dispatched.
A spokesman added: "She's at her home, Tiger's home, resting and is recovering nicely."
Tiger Woods: Truth or Tabloid?
This turn of events raises a lot of questions as to whether or not Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, truly moved out or was just pure speculation. since Tiger Woods' single car accident sent him to the hospital late Thanksgiving night, it is wondered if everything surrounding the events is solid truth, or tabloid rumor.
In any event, Barbro Holmberg is resting comfortably at the Tiger and Elin Woods' home in Windermere, Florida.
TMZ.com was able to get the police released 911 emergency recording. Listen to it here.
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Photo Credit: this image taken from video provided by AP Television News shows Tiger Woods' mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg being brought into Health Central hospital in Ocoee, Fla. Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2009. Emergency crews were summoned to Tiger Woods' Orlando-area mansion for the second time in less than two weeks Tuesday, this time because his mother-in-law was having stomach pains. (AP Photo/AP Television News)
Tiger Woods 911 tape: Mother in law Barbro Holmberg released from hospital
Rib-Tickling Tiger Woods Jokes Flood the Comedy Marketplace
Rib-Tickling Tiger Woods Jokes Flood the Comedy Marketplace
David Letterman
All things considered, Letterman's monologue went pretty light on the golfer. there were no jokes about the sheer volume of alleged mistresses; rather, he entered with subtlety: "Boy, that Tiger Woods is having some trouble." Perhaps knowing that he couldn't't yet be fully free to make fun of the golfer, Dave enlisted Tom Hanks for the Top Ten List: "Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods can Improve his Image." again, Dave went in for self-depreciation. "Maybe I'll learn something for myself." the best joke on the list, though, bared some teeth: "Release list of women he did not have sex with."
'Saturday Night Live'
'SNL' dug into Tiger twice this weekend. Once in a skit featuring Jason Sudeikis as Wolf Blitzer, Blake Lively as Tiger's wife, Elin, and Keenan Thompson as Tiger, and again in the Weekend Update with Seth Myers. Meyer's popped off a few zingers, the best one being: "Last Friday, Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out." but it was the skit featuring Thompson that got the most mileage (and later, controversy from various domestic violence groups). Playing on the idea that Tiger's crash crash wasn't an accident and was spurned by his enraged wife, the skit featured Tiger giving numerous press conferences confessing to digressions and then going off screen where Elin supposed opens a can of whoop-ass -- culminating in the final scene, which though funny, irk many in the PC set. (You liked how 'SNL' treated the Tiger story.)
Voicemail Slow Jam
The voicemail for Jaimee Grubbs that forced Tiger's hand was turned into a slow-jam by the folks at funny or Die. the otherwise innocuous voice mail is turned into an ultra smooth, super cheesy R&B anthem that will never see the light of day on national radio. still, we think Usher might be jealous.
Just Plain Jokes
A couple of sites have compiled a few of the best and worst Tiger jokes; we especially liked: "Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant," and "Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?" or "Did you hear Nike's new motto? just do me."
Wanda Sykes
The outspoken comedian poked fun at his competing ethnicities causing the car accident, but Sykes went further and acted out how she thought the accident that sparked the whole Tiger-Woods-has-a-mistress-fiasco in the first place. We thought it was pretty accurate -- and funny.
Jimmy Kimmel
The late-night host took a different approach: he went to a barbershop and asked real people what they thought happened. the conversation that resulted is honest and funny and true life. funny Kimmel quote: "Technically Tiger is not black, but for golf he is Wesley Snipes."
Visual Spoofs
Currently making the rounds: a totally obvious doctored photo of woods with Frankenstein-like stitches on his cheeks and forehead, a golf ball in his ear, and Elin weilding a golf club; slightly classier, a faux E-Card that reads,
Tiger Woods' Troubles: Ambulance Dispatched to Golfer's Home, Wife Rumored to …
Emergency crews responded to the home of embattled golfer Tiger Woods after a 911 call early this morning, ABC's Orlando affiliate WFTV reported.
Orange County Fire Rescue was dispatched to Deacon Circle shortly after 2:36 a.m. and transported a patient to the hospital, fire rescue spokeswoman Genevieve Latham told ABCNews.com.
Latham said she said could not comment the nature of the call other than to say it was a "medical call."
She did not confirm where the call originated but WFTV reported that the call came from Woods' home.
WFTV also reported seeing a woman being removed from the ambulance on a gurney after arriving at the Health Central Hospital in Ocoee. the ambulance was followed by a black Cadillac Escalade, similar to the car Woods was driving when he crashed into a tree nearly two weeks ago, setting of a firestorm of tabloid reports about domestic strife and his many apparent mistresses.
Witnesses told WFTV that the Escalade was driven by an attractive blonde who bore similarities to Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, and the car's license plate was one number off from the plate on the car Woods was driving the night of the crash.
Nordegren's mother and twin sister were rumored to have been spending time at the home.
Latham said there was no record of police being on scene after this morning's emergency call.
The activity in Woods' Deacon Circle neighborhood comes hours after reports that Nordegren may have moved out and purchased a home in Sweden.
Swedish newspapers today reported she had bought a $2 million home dubbed Faglaro Mansion on a small, secluded island reachable by ferry from Stockholm.
A growing list of women have come forward saying they have had affairs with Woods, who married Nordegren in 2004.
A porn star and a pancake house waitress were the latest to say they had relationships with Woods, bringing the total number of women to at least nine.
Tabloids over the weekend named porn star Holly Sampson and pancake waitress Mindy Lawton as two of the names on Tiger's steamy scorecard, raising the question of how Woods would have been able to keep so many affairs secret for so long.
Sampson, 36, is a busty blonde and Los Angeles resident. the star of the films "OMG, stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2" has not denied an extramarital affair with the golfer, whose squeaky clean reputation has been tarnished since a bizarre early morning car accident two weeks ago raised questions about the stability of his marriage and was followed by a slew of allegations about alleged affairs.
Denver-based lawyer Andy Contigulgia, representing Sampson, has declined to comment and did not return calls from ABC News.com.
Most of the women linked to Woods are models or work at some of the country's swankiest nightclubs, but Lawton, 33, who disclosed her alleged relationship to Britain's News of the World, worked for $8 an hour at a Perkins restaurant in Orlando.
"Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she told the paper. "He really did like it quite rough. he wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. he also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.
For one year, beginning in 2006, Lawton said she and Woods regularly saw each for sex, partying at Orlando's Blue Martini club and having sex in the golfer's home and in his car parked in a church parking lot.
One of those backseat trysts was reportedly caught on film by photographers working for the National Enquirer in 2007. the story was quashed and the affair covered up when Woods agreed to appear on the cover of Men's Fitness, a title also owned by American media, in a quid pro quo with the publishing company, according to U.K.'s Mirror tabloid.
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